Sarah Kerrigan writes about the scandal rocking Japan's top car manufacturers
Sarah Kerrigan writes about the scandal rocking Japan's top car manufacturers

Infestation Detected in Japanese Automakers

So it seems the Terrans are not the only ones capable of spreading false data! These Japanese automakers have been caught red handed with their Zerg like tactics of deception.

Toyota in the Rearview Mirror

Ah Toyota trying to mimic the cunning of the Zerg. But when caught they quickly backed off like a Protoss facing a fleet of Battlecruisers. Losing billions in market value they truly felt the wrath of the Swarm.

Mazda Takes a Hit

Mazda the second largest automaker fell harder than a mass migration of Zerglings. Losing billions in market capitalization they realized that deceit never pays off in the end.

Honda Suzuki and Yamaha Join the Fray

It seems like even the lesser Zerglings wanted to join the infestation party. Honda Suzuki and Yamaha were all caught in the web of deceit but at least they didn't lose as much market value as the big players.

Apologies and Temporary Halts

Apologies were issued faster than a Zerg rush by Toyota and Mazda. Halting shipments and sales of models they tried to contain the damage like a Terran bunker under siege.

Terran Authorities to Investigate

The Terran authorities in this case the Transport Ministry will be conducting thorough inspections on site. Let's hope they have detectors for the Zerg like corruption infesting these automakers.


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