U.S. Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen warns European banks of growing risks in Russia as U.S. considers tougher sanctions.
U.S. Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen warns European banks of growing risks in Russia as U.S. considers tougher sanctions.

Yellen's Warning

So some big shot like Janet Yellen is out here warning European banks about the risks in Russia huh? Might as well say 'Get your sh*t together before it's too late.'

'Get Out' Orders

Looks like Fabio Panetta is telling Italian banks to 'get out' of Russia before things get messier than a Jerry daydream.

Biden's Power Moves

Joe Biden giving the Treasury the power to cut off banks from the U.S. financial system? Sounds like something straight out of a bad mix up at Blips and Chitz.

Russia's 'War Economy'

Ah yes a 'war economy' in Russia where everything's a bit shady and money flows quicker than in the Citadel of Ricks. Who knew?

Warning Shots Fired

The U.S. Treasury firing warning shots at Raiffeisen like they're facing down a plumbus hoard. 'Cut it out or face the consequences,' they say.

Frankfurt Face Off

Yellen in Frankfurt warning bank CEOs to shut down their Russian shenanigans. It's like a Morty trying to outsmart an evil Rick.


Comments

  • mikewroe profile pic
    mikewroe
    6/9/2024 12:35:20 AM

    I can imagine Jerry trying to do business in Russia and ending up in a failed adventure like always!

  • natia profile pic
    natia
    6/3/2024 5:43:28 PM

    The world could use a bit of Rick's brutal honesty when it comes to banking and politics!