Toyota Chairman Apologizes for Cheating Scandal: A Rick Perspective

A Sorry Situation: Toyoda's Apology

Alright Morty listen up. So this Toyoda guy he went and apologized for some massive cheating on certification tests at Toyota. Classic move Morty. Bowing apologizing just like in a Japanese anime or something. All these car companies getting caught left and right Morty it's a real mess out there.

Production Problems: Suspending Models

So they suspended production of the Corolla Fielder Corolla Axio and Yaris Cross. I mean who names these cars Morty? Sounds like they just threw some random words together and called it a day. And they found deception on discontinued models too! It's like they're trying to out swindle themselves!

Engine Power Fails: Testing Troubles

Oh the engine power tests were falsified too? Jeez Morty that's like me saying 'Wubba Lubba Dub Dub' and not actually meaning it. Faking those tests Morty it's like creating a portal gun that only transports you to the bathroom. Total waste of science.

Honda Hiccup: Apologies All Around

And Honda's apologizing too for improper tests on noise levels and torque. I mean who needs proper torque when you can just shove a plumbus in there right Morty? Maybe they should just ask Birdperson for some advice on honesty and integrity.

Unraveling the Mess: Toyota's Shame

Looks like Toyota's pride took a hit Morty. They prided themselves for decades but now the whole certification thing's a mess. It's like trying to build a car powered by Szechuan sauce Morty. A fool's errand I tell ya.

Learning from Mistakes: Toyoda's Words

Toyoda keeps saying they're not perfect Morty. You know who's perfect Morty? Me. But even I make mistakes sometimes. It's all about learning adapting and not messing up the whole multiverse Morty. These guys at Toyota they better shape up before they end up like Jerry a real rick rolling tragedy.