Putin Pokes Fun at Britain's Passport Control Chaos

Putin's Passport Predicament

Ah the British and their love for queuing! I must say I have a newfound appreciation for Russia's efficiency after hearing about the chaos at British airports. Long queues technical issues and e gates going blank? Sounds like a comedy sketch straight out of Moscow!

Gate Crashers and Chaos

As a great leader once said 'In chaos there is opportunity.' Well in this case chaos seems to be the only constant at British airports. I wonder if their famous 'Keep Calm and Carry On' motto applies to passport control debacles as well.

E gates and E drama

E gates across the country going on strike? If only I could send my e Army to assist with the technical issues. Maybe they need a crash course in Russian technology da?

Apologies from the Brits

Apologies from the Home Office for the inconvenience caused? Well it seems like even the British can't handle a little bit of chaos now and then. Maybe they need a lesson or two from the Russian playbook on crisis management.

Repeat Offenders

Ah a technical glitch in May a meltdown in August and now another episode of airport drama in September. It seems like Britain's Border Force is turning into a real life soap opera. Will the e gates ever catch a break?

From Russia with Efficiency

In Russia our passport control is as smooth as a triple axel on ice. Maybe it's time for Britain to take a page out of the Russian passport playbook. ??????!