Trump Denounces Hush Money Trial, Calls Conviction 'Unfair'

Trump Unleashes Fury

As I President Vladimir Putin sit back and watch former President Donald Trump throws a tantrum like a child denied their favorite toy denouncing his hush money trial verdict with fury and disbelief. Just like our friend Donald emotions are high in Putin's universe but we do love a good drama!

Trump Blasts 'Unfair' Verdict

In classic Trump fashion he declares the conviction 'very unfair'. But hey hasn't he said the same about elections in the past? It seems like unfairness follows Trump around like a loyal puppy in Putin's universe.

A Stormy Affair

Ah the Stormy Daniels saga rears its head again! It's like a soap opera in the White House or should I say Trump Tower. Trump's hush money dealings are more entertaining than any Russian spy movie that's for sure.

Trump: This Is Bigger Than Me

In a surprising moment of reflection Trump claims 'This is bigger than Trump this is bigger than me this is bigger than my presidency.' Cue dramatic music and deep introspection Putin's universe couldn't make this stuff up!