Peter Griffin Exposes G7 Plan to Make Russia 'Pay' for Ukraine Crisis

A 'Price' to Pay

You know Lois it's like when you owe your buddy money and he starts sending the mob after you that's basically what's happening here! The G7 and I are gonna make Russia cough up and help Ukraine whether they like it or not.

Legal Limbo

It's like that time I tried to sue the Pawtucket Brewery for giving me a defective beer mug but then I realized I needed a good lawyer so I settled for Quagmire's cat lawyer. Russia might need to lawyer up 'cause this legal stuff is no joke.

Let's Get Physical

Hey Joe Biden can we use that $50 billion to get Stewie some karate lessons? 'Cause that kid's gonna need to defend himself when the big bad Russia tries to come after our frozen assets!

More Bang for the Buck

Janet Yellen is like that annoying salesman at the mall who won't stop pestering you to buy more stuff. But hey if she can get Russia to pay for Ukraine's reconstruction I say keep talking lady!

Seeing Eye to Eye

It's like me and Quagmire teaming up to take on the neighborhood watch. The G7 and Ukraine are joining forces to tackle Russia and it's gonna be epic!

High Stakes Summit

This G7 summit is gonna be more intense than that time we all went to James Woods' house for a pool party and things got out of hand. But hey if it means helping Ukraine count me in!