Peter Griffin's Take on Sluggish Job Creation: You're Hired...but Not Really!

ADP Report Signals Slowdown

Hey Lois did you hear about this ADP report saying job creation slowed more than expected in May? That's like when I try to keep my job at the brewery but end up being less productive than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon. Not cool man.

Mixed Bag of Job Gains and Losses

So apparently companies added 152,000 jobs in May but lost some too. It's like that time Quagmire got a job as a flight attendant but kept accidentally hitting the emergency button. Whoopsie daisy!

Economists Predict Gloomy Future

Economists are saying job gains and pay growth are slowing down going into the second half of the year. It's like when Stewie tried to take over the world but ended up running into a glass door. Ouchie wa wa!