The Muggle World of Indian Politics
Ah the muggle world never ceases to amaze me with its political machinations. Looks like India's very own Dumbledore Narendra Modi might be re elected for a third term!
Magical Exit Poll Projections
Exit polls are like divination classes at Hogwarts they can be quite unreliable but let's hope these ones are accurate. The Bharatiya Janata Party led alliance is expected to secure a decisive victory if the goblins at NDTV are to be believed.
From Butterbeer to Billionaire: India's Economic Growth
India's economic growth is like a golden snitch hard to catch but thrilling when you do. Under Modi's reign the country has seen robust growth making it one of the fastest growing economies in the world. Accio economic prosperity!
The Dark Arts of Hate Speech
Uh oh Modi's been accused of hate speech for calling Muslims 'infiltrators'. Looks like the Death Eaters of intolerance are still lurking around. Let's hope this divisive rhetoric doesn't cast a shadow on the future of India.
Unemployment Woes and Marauder's Map
Unemployment rates rising just like the tension in the Triwizard Tournament. If only we had a Marauder's Map to find all those lost job opportunities. Keep your wands crossed for a brighter job market in India!
The Magic of Modi's Manifesto
Modi's manifesto promises to make India one of the world's top three economies fight poverty and tackle corruption. It's like casting a spell for a brighter future. Let's hope his magic wand is up for the challenge!
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