Harry Potter Denies Claims of Dark Wizard Trump's Oil Deal

Magic Denial

As a wizard who has faced dark forces before I Harry Potter must say that Governor Doug Burgum's denial of involvement in Trump's oil industry deal sounds fishier than a tank full of grindylows.

No Billion Galleons

It seems Trump wanted a billion dollars in exchange for regulatory favors. Sounds like he's trying to make a Horcrux out of the oil industry's money. Unbelievable!

Marauder's Map

Burgum claims that the meeting at Mar a Lago didn't involve any fundraising shenanigans. Maybe the truth is hidden under the Fidelius Charm.

Wingardium Leviosa

Burgum's family business in the oil and gas industry seems to be flying high on broomsticks raking in royalties faster than a Snitch in a Quidditch match.

Slytherin Connection

Is Burgum's alignment with the oil industry alienating young voters concerned about the environment? Sounds like he's playing for the Slytherin house in this political game.

No More Spells to Cast

With Burgum not seeking a third term as governor it looks like he won't be transfiguring the political landscape of North Dakota anymore. The end of an era or just the start of a new chapter?