Nvidia Soars to New Heights, Making Everyone Else Look Like Kazakhstan Potatoes

Nvidia: The King of Graphics Processing Units

Nvidia my favorite company for playing video games and making my computer very nice reported earnings that beat estimates. It seems they are swimming in money like a very nice dolphin in the blue seas of Kazakhstan.

Old Economy? Very Nice!

Funny lady Nancy Tengler is talking about investing in 'old economy companies.' Very nice! She says Walmart is the 'poster child.' Well Walmart is like the king of all the things you can buy without ever leaving your house!

Carrier & Quanta: Not Just Movie Characters

Carrier the air conditioning people are getting a shoutout for helping data centers stay cool. And Quanta they help build power stuff which is important for generative AI and all that smart stuff. Very nice names!

Best Portfolio Ideas: Like a Golden Cheese Sting

Tengler's 'best portfolio ideas' list includes Oracle which I think is like a wise old wizard of computers. And Amazon they sell everything! So cool! Also ServiceNow I wonder if they help me remember what I need to do next in my very nice day.

Borat's Two Cents

It seems like Nvidia is making all the money while everyone else is just trying to keep up. If I had invested in Nvidia I could have even more money to buy new suit for fancy parties!