Breaking Bad News: Trump Found Guilty in Felony Charges

The Verdict

Well well well it seems the 'Big T' has been caught with his hand in the cookie jar yet again. Donald Trump the man of many talents including falsifying documents has been found guilty of all 34 charges related to that little hush money payment to Stormy Daniels.

Trump's Denial

Naturally Trump in true Heisenberg fashion claims innocence. 'I am a very innocent man,' he said with a straight face. Oh the lies are flowing faster than blue meth in an RV.

The Reaction

His son Eric Trump looked angry. Maybe he needs a 'Better Call Saul' to handle this mess. But let's face it the 'Real Verdict' will be at the ballot box...or as I like to call it the 'Empire Business.'

The Prosecution

Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg Jr. called the jurors '12 everyday New Yorkers.' Isn't it ironic that Trump's downfall was orchestrated by the very 'little guys' he claimed to support?

Legal Troubles Galore

From hush money to election fraud Trump's got more legal battles than I had enemies in the meth business. And let's not forget the defamation cases. Seems like the truth is finally catching up to him like a DEA raid on a meth lab.

Future Prospects

Where will Trump be this fall? In prison or voting at the ballot box? Only time will tell. One thing's for sure this legal drama is more thrilling than a 'Breaking Bad' season finale.