Moderna's combination vaccine shows more effectiveness against Covid and the flu in late-stage trial.
Moderna's combination vaccine shows more effectiveness against Covid and the flu in late-stage trial.

A Shot in the Arm for Moderna

Well well well looks like Moderna is cooking up something special in its lab. Their combination vaccine targeting both Covid 19 and the flu has shown to be more effective than standalone shots in a late stage trial. It's a match made in meth I mean mRNA heaven!

Flu Shoo Covid!

Say goodbye to the days of juggling multiple vaccines folks. Moderna's combo jab could simplify the process of protecting yourself against the flu and Covid all at once. It's like killing two birds with one well needle.

The Science B*TCH!

Moderna's mRNA 1083 combination shot is made up of their vaccine candidates for flu and a "next generation" Covid shot. It's like the perfect chemistry blend just like when I cooked up the blue stuff in Breaking Bad.

The Joker Cards of Vaccines

Moderna's combo vaccine showed higher immune responses against influenza strains and the Omicron variant. Looks like this jab packs a punch against all the bad guys. I wonder if it comes with a cool hat and sunglasses like Heisenberg?

Side Effects? Science B*TCH!

The common side effects of Moderna's combo shot were mild to moderate including injection site pain fatigue and headache. Nothing a little blue meth can't fix right? Just kidding kids stay away from drugs and stay vaccinated!

Coming Soon: The Triple Threat

Moderna isn't stopping at just Covid and the flu. They're also developing a combo shot for flu and RSV as well as one targeting all three respiratory viruses. It's like a vaccine empire just without the RV in the desert.


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