Breaking Bad CFO Caught Breaking the Law: John R. Tyson Suspended for DWI

Cooking Up Trouble

Well well well it looks like someone decided to cook up a little trouble outside of the lab. John R. Tyson feeling a bit too much like Heisenberg got caught driving while intoxicated. Looks like someone's been watching too much Breaking Bad!

Interim Appointed

Breaking news: Curt Calaway appointed as the interim CFO of Tyson Foods. Looks like he'll be the one handling the 'blue crystal' finances for now. Let's hope he doesn't start wearing a pork pie hat around the office.

From Meth to Mess

From making 'blue sky' to making bad decisions John R. Tyson takes a page out of Walter White's book by falling asleep in the wrong house. Looks like the 'Pollos Hermanos' had a few too many.

Breaking Bad Habits

After apologizing to investors on the earnings call John R. Tyson plead guilty to the charges. Maybe he should've stuck to cooking meth with blue rock candy instead of trying to live out his Breaking Bad fantasies.

Family Ties

In a classic case of like father like son John R. Tyson the son of the company's chairman finds himself in hot water. Looks like the apple doesn't fall far from the tree huh Heisenberg?

Skimming the Top

After working his way up through investment banking private equity and venture capital it seems like John R. Tyson was just skimming the top like a true 'criminal lawyer'. Looks like he got 'Saul d' out by the law in the end.