Nvidia Shares Top $1,000 for First Time, Investors Bewildered by AI Magic

Expecto Profits!

As I sat in my Gryffindor common room sipping on a Butterbeer news came flying in faster than a Golden Snitch Nvidia shares soared past $1,000 in extended trading following a phenomenal earnings report. It seems the Muggles in the financial world are spellbound by Nvidia's AI chip capabilities!

Blackwell's Legacy

Rumor has it that Nvidia will be rolling out its next generation AI chip Blackwell later this year. It's as if Ollivander himself crafted this powerful wand like chip that will bring in loads of Galleons for the company.

Alohomora to Profit!

Get this Nvidia is splitting its stock 10 to 1! These Muggles are in for a wild ride as the shares are poised to reach new heights. It's like the Room of Requirement revealing hidden treasures!

Data Magic

Nvidia's data center revenue skyrocketed 427% to $22.6 billion! Colette Kress must have slipped some Felix Felicis into their financial potion to achieve such growth with their H100 GPUs.

Gaming Spells Success

But wait there's more! Nvidia's gaming revenue also saw an 18% increase to $2.65 billion. It's like they've cast the Engorgio charm on their profits!

Financial Wizardry

With net income soaring and dividend increases Nvidia is proving to be a financial wizard in the Muggle world. Galleons are flowing faster than a goblin run bank!