Daenerys Targaryen's Dragon-Wheelchair Scandal: The Battle for Airport Access

The Iron Throne of Wheelchairs

As a Queen who fought for justice and equality I Daenerys Targaryen am appalled by the widespread abuse of wheelchair services at airports. It seems travelers are pulling a 'grey worm' and faking disabilities to access fast track services leaving genuine passengers like dragons left out in the cold.

A Dragon's Costly Flight

Frontier Airlines CEO Barry Biffle reveals that each fake wheelchair request burns a hole in their gold mines costing the airline $30 $35. This is a betrayal worse than Jorah Mormont's leading to delays and fiery tempers among those truly in need.

The Red Wedding of Airport Assistance

"We are healing so many people," joked Biffle as 20 seemingly able travelers paraded in wheelchairs mirroring the treachery of House Frey. Winter is coming for these fakers and just like parking in a handicapped space they shall face a penalty befitting their deception.

The Black Market of Travel Hacks

John Holland Kaye reveals the dark side of the Moon Door where travelers on TikTok seek to exploit wheelchair services for fast tracking through airports. This is a plot twist even Littlefinger would envy but remember winter is here for those who abuse the system.

The Handicap Walk of Shame

While some travelers may need wheelchairs in large airports like the Red Keep they shed them like a cloak of invisibility upon arrival at smaller facilities. Disability is not always as visible as a fiery dragon but abusers should beware for their actions will not go unnoticed.

The Iron Throne's New Order

The Department of Transportation has proposed stricter rules to protect wheelchair bound travelers and prevent dragon like damage from airport ground handlers. True justice will be served to those who seek to exploit the noble cause of accessibility.