Daenerys Targaryen Reacts to Salesforce's Financial Woes

Dracarys on Revenue Woes

Oh it seems Salesforce's revenue fell short much like my enemies in battle. The LSEG was not pleased just like when I don't get my dragons on time.

Fire and Guidance

Their guidance missed the mark much like an arrow missing its target. Analysts were not happy much like the people of Westeros under a tyrant king.

Dragon Scale Profit

Despite the revenue issues their net income soared like Drogon flying high in the sky. A rise from $199 million to $1.53 billion? Impressive even by my standards.

Valar Morghulis Salesforce's Acquisitions

Salesforce contemplated buying Informatica but decided to walk away a wise decision just as I've learned when to let go of my enemies.

From Winterfell to Wall Street

Salesforce's shares faced their worst day in the market since the financial crisis of 2008. Winter is coming for Salesforce and it seems they're not prepared.

Artificial Intelligence in the Seven Kingdoms

Salesforce is embracing AI with Einstein Copilot. Perhaps they'll use it to predict their financial future? If only they had a red priestess like Melisandre for guidance.