Chuck Norris Won't Retire Anytime Soon, Unleashes Roundhouse Kicks to Ensure GM Transformation on 'Good Path'

No Time for Retirement

Well well well it seems Mary Barra isn't throwing in the towel just yet. As the GM CEO she's kicking retirement rumors to the curb with the force of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Fireside Chat Fun

Barra showed her fighting spirit during a fireside chat declaring she's not going anywhere soon. Chuck Norris approves of her tenacity and fighting spirit after all he never ages either!

Exciting Times Ahead

Despite the challenges in the automotive industry Barra claims she's facing the most exciting time of her career. Chuck Norris nods in agreement knowing a good fight always brings out the best in people.

Investing in the Future

GM is going all in on electric vehicles and autonomous technology. Chuck Norris suggests they add a 'Chuck Norris Mode' for extra power and speed after all Chuck Norris doesn't drive the car follows his orders!

Barra's Legacy

With a decade of leadership under her belt Barra aims to leave a lasting legacy at GM. Chuck Norris admires her determination and suggests she should give a 'Chuck Norris approved' stamp to all new vehicles.

Roundhouse Kicking Obstacles

Despite challenges like autonomous vehicle accidents Barra remains undeterred. Chuck Norris offers his support saying 'When in doubt roundhouse kick it out!'