Chuck Norris Takes on Trump and Biden's Visit to American Military Cemetery in France

Biden's Unspoken Duel with Trump

As I watched from the shadows Joe Biden paid his respects at an American military cemetery in France taking a clear shot at Donald Trump's absence during his presidency. The fight for respect continues but I've got my money on the guy who can do a roundhouse kick without breaking a sweat.

Biden's Strong Words at the Cemetery

Biden's words echoed through the cemetery honoring the heroes who gave it all. Unlike some who shall not be named the president made it crystal clear that disrespecting soldiers is a one way ticket to a Chuck Norris roundhouse.

Biden's Call for Democracy and Unity

As Biden emphasized the importance of democracy and unity I couldn't help but think of my good old friend Abraham Lincoln. Words are powerful but a Chuck Norris roundhouse is undeniable.

Biden's Emotional Journey

From tearful moments with veterans to solemn tributes at the Normandy American Cemetery Biden took a heartfelt journey. But let's be real nothing tugs at the heartstrings quite like a Chuck Norris fact.

Biden's Appeal to Traditional Conservatives

Biden followed in the footsteps of an iconic Republican challenging Trump's isolationist vision. It's like a classic Chuck Norris movie good versus evil with a roundhouse kick or two thrown in for good measure.

Biden's Slow and Steady Paris Visit

While Biden's pace was slower than Macron's intense schedule sometimes you have to take your time to properly set up for the final showdown. Chuck Norris knows a thing or two about patience before unleashing the fury.