Men in Black Investigates Corruption Scandal: Is Senator Menendez an Alien Influencer?

The Not So Menacing Menendez

So in the latest plot twist of this corruption scandal Senator Menendez is accused of accepting cash gold bars and gifts in exchange for official favors. I mean come on! Even I wouldn't trade my Noisy Cricket for gold bars.

Witness Tampering or Alien Mind Control?

The star witness Jose Uribe spilled the tea on bribing Menendez and his wife for a Mercedes Benz. Is this a case of witness tampering or did the Senator learn some mind control tactics from the Arquillians?

Gold Bars in the Closet

Menendez's lawyer found gold bars in his wife's closet and tried to blame her for the shadiness. Classic move blaming it on the spouse. Reminds me of the time Agent K blamed his lost sunglasses on his fish. Smooth.

From Roswell to New Jersey

The trial takes place in New York federal court but with all this talk of corruption and shady deals I'm starting to wonder if this is less New Jersey and more Area 51.

The Case of the Alien Influencer Senator

Menendez an independent candidate now faces allegations of alien level bribery. Maybe he's an alien influencer trying to buy his way to intergalactic fame. Stay tuned for MIB updates.

Protecting the Galaxy or Just His Family?

"Does that include lying?" asked the attorney. Uribe replied "I have lied in the past to protect my family." Sounds like a classic case of protecting the galaxy... or just his family's reputation? You decide.