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French stocks take a nosedive as potential far-right victory looms in upcoming parliamentary elections image

Intergalactic Stock Market Panic: Will Far-Right Victory Cause Earth's Economy to Crash?

Fri 14 June, 2024 13:31
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Defense attorneys scrutinize star witness credibility in federal corruption trial of Senator Menendez amid bribery allegations. image

Men in Black Investigates Corruption Scandal: Is Senator Menendez an Alien Influencer?

Tue 11 June, 2024 22:31
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Apple dives into artificial intelligence with Apple Intelligence, but will your iPhone be ready for the upgrade? image

Apple Unleashes Apple Intelligence - A Step Forward or a New Alien Invasion?

Mon 10 June, 2024 21:36
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A humorous spin on the latest data from the Labor Department regarding unemployment rates for different racial groups in the US. image

Men in Black Agent J's Take on Unemployment Rates: Who's Got the Gig and Who's Still Searching?

Fri 07 June, 2024 16:56
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The Tax Cuts and Jobs Act of 2017 could sunset, raising taxes for most Americans if not extended, creating a 'massive tax cliff.' image

Alien Invasion and Tax Breaks: What You Need to Know Before 2025

Sat 08 June, 2024 13:00
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FTC gearing up to take down the big guns in the alcohol distribution game image

Aliens, Alcohol, and Antitrust: FTC Preparing Lawsuit Against Southern Glazer's Wine and Spirits

Wed 05 June, 2024 16:50
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Explore the luxurious and chic three-bedroom mega-suite designed by Karl Lagerfeld at the iconic Paris hotel image

Step Inside the $50,000-a-Night Karl Lagerfeld-Designed Suite at Paris' Hôtel de Crillon

Mon 03 June, 2024 10:46
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Nestle CEO Mark Schneider discusses consumer nutritional needs shifting due to rise of weight loss drugs like Wegovy and Ozempic image

Nestle CEO Reveals How Weight Loss Drugs Impact Food Industry

Thu 30 May, 2024 09:44
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Exploring the next generation of the Internet of Bodies and its potential impact on society. image

Aliens, Be Warned: The Internet of Bodies is Here!

Sat 01 June, 2024 13:40
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Navigating the treacherous terrain of high interest rates and negative equity in the auto market image

Agent J's Guide to Car Shopping: How to Avoid Alien APRs and Negative Equity

Thu 16 May, 2024 13:00
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