Duke Nukem Reveals OpenAI Drama: Boardroom Battles and CEO Showdown!

Helen Toner's Explosive Revelations

Helen Toner recently spilled the beans on the chaos inside OpenAI making it sound like a bad alien invasion. She mentioned how the board found out about ChatGPT's release on Twitter leaving them as shocked as I was the first time I saw a pig cop in Duke Nukem 3D!

Sam Altman's Secrets Unveiled

Sam Altman didn't keep his ammo hidden as it turns out he didn't even tell the board about owning the OpenAI startup fund. That's a low blow even for a guy trying to be 'king of the world.'

Boardroom Battle Royale

Toner described how Altman dodged bullets when it came to safety processes throwing misleading grenades left and right. It's like he thought he was in a game of Capture The Babe but forgot the rules!

AI AGI Drama Unfolds

The saga continued as Toner revealed how the board had to deal with mysterious screenshots and AI intrigue making it seem like a sci fi thriller straight out of a Duke Nukem game. AGI – Artificial General Intelligence or as I like to call it 'Alien General Invaders.'

Exit Stage Left

The OpenAI ship hit a storm with high profile departures including team leaders jumping ship faster than they could say 'Hail to the king baby!' Seems like the AI world is more dramatic than Duke Nukem on a Monday morning!

Return of the CEO

Altman's removal resignations and boardroom turmoil kept the plot thickening. It was like a soap opera for geeks with twists and turns that even Duke Nukem would find outrageous!