Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas Under Fire for Accepting Millions in Gifts, Duke Nukem Style!

Justice Clarence Thomas: Gift Grabbing Extravaganza!

Looks like Justice Clarence Thomas has been living it up more than the Dukester himself! Accepting over $2.4 million worth of gifts in the past two decades this guy sure knows how to have a good time!

Fix the Court or Fix the Gifts?

Fix the Court raised concerns about Thomas' gifts especially free trips and lodging from billionaire businessman Harlan Crow. Duke Nukem would probably prefer cash over free trips but hey to each their own!

O'Connor and Scalia: Thomas' Gift Giving Rivals

Late Justice Sandra Day O'Connor and Scalia tried to keep up with Thomas but their gift totals couldn't hold a candle to him. Looks like Thomas takes home the prize for gift getting champion!

John Roberts Tries to Clean Up the Court

Chief Justice John Roberts is trying to salvage the Supreme Court's reputation by implementing a formal code of ethics and new rules for disclosing travel related gifts. Let's hope these changes stick unlike an alien stuck to the bottom of my boot!

No Comment from the Supremes

The Supreme Court has yet to respond to the findings of Fix the Court. Duke Nukem would have just said 'I've got a gift for ya!' and thrown out a one liner but I guess the real world doesn't work like that.