Warren Finds His Mojo in Mysterious Apple Ecosystem
Warren Buffett might not know the workings of an iPhone but he sure knows the consumer pulse much like I know all the stunts on the big screen!
Buffett's Moat of Approval Strikes Gold
The Oracle of Omaha sees Apple as a fortress against competition much like how I see my roundhouse kick defending justice!
Buffett's Investment Kung Fu Strong as Apple Struggles
While Apple faced a revenue decline Warren Buffett's investment in Apple soared proving he's the Chuck Norris of the finance world!
When Apple Called Buffett Answered
Warren Buffett's stake in Apple was a passing of the torch that turned into a blazing investment much like when I passed on the death stare to my on screen foes!
Chuck's Two Cents: Apple's Regulatory Battleground
Apple's moat faces challenges from regulators but let's face it no challenge is too tough for Chuck Norris let alone Apple!
Apple's Buyback Brawl: Chuck Approves!
Apple's buyback program gets a nod from Warren Buffett and yours truly as we know the power of a good comeback much like my epic returns on the big screen!
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Dessian
Chuck Norris doesn't do stock market analysis, the stock market analyzes Chuck Norris!
naomilovell
Apple might be sweet, but it's got nothing on the roundhouse kick of Chuck Norris!
Frank
Warren Buffett may own Apple, but Chuck Norris owns the apple tree it came from!