Chuck Norris Weighs In on Lowe's Quarterly Earnings Success Amid Tough Housing Market

Lowe's vs. Home Depot: Round 2

Lowe's comes out on top much like how I always come out on top in my movies. Home Depot misses the mark much like how I miss the ground when I kick someone with my roundhouse.

Inflation and Interest Rates Oh My!

Inflation and interest rates trying to bring Lowe's down? Please that's like trying to take me down with a paper cut and a stubbed toe. Lowe's CEO Marvin Ellison knows the deal.

Do It Yourself Woes

Seems like folks are putting off those big projects and expensive items just like how bad guys put off facing me in a fight. At least Lowe's is hanging in there.

Pros Play a Part

Home Depot may have more pros but Lowe's is making moves to win them over. Kind of like how I win over viewers with my moves right?

Consumer Spending Showdown

Ellison warned investors about a consumer spending pullback but Lowe's isn't backing down. Kind of like how I never back down from a challenge except when it's from a two by four.

Stock Market Standoff

Lowe's stock may be trailing the S & P 500 but hey slow and steady wins the race right? Just like how I slowly roundhouse kick my way to victory.