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Alan Armstrong is about to make the Senate awesome again, according to sources close to my butt. image

Oklahoma Gets New Senator Courtesy of Some Totally Conservative Dude

Tue 24 March, 2026 14:43
3 minutes to read

Claude using a computer, probably doing something more important than you are right now. Respect my authority. image

Screw You Guys, I'm Getting My Own AI Agent

Tue 24 March, 2026 10:03
3 minutes to read

The Supreme Court hears arguments over Mississippi's mail-in ballot law, sparking national debate over voting regulations. Respect my authoritah! image

Supreme Court Justices Grill Mail-In Ballots Mississippi Law Faces Heat

Mon 23 March, 2026 16:54
2 minutes to read

Super Micro Co-Founder Yih-Shyan

Super Micro Co-Founder Busted in AI Chip Smuggling Scheme

Fri 20 March, 2026 22:52
3 minutes to read

Investors are starting to see real estate as a more attractive option amidst stock market volatility and global economic uncertainties. image

Investors Are Backing Up the Truck for Real Estate Deals

Thu 19 March, 2026 12:25
2 minutes to read

Demand for used Macs surges in China as users flock to OpenClaw AI tool image

OpenClaw Craze Fuels Used Mac Boom in China

Thu 19 March, 2026 11:02
2 minutes to read

Asian tech stocks are doing the Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo right now thanks to Iran and Qatar, and I'm loving it. image

Screw You Guys, I'm Shorting Asian Tech Stocks Middle East Chaos Edition

Thu 19 March, 2026 07:08
3 minutes to read

Fires erupt at Ras Laffan Industrial City after Iranian missile strikes. image

Oil Prices Skyrocket Dude Fueling Global Panic

Thu 19 March, 2026 01:35
2 minutes to read

Bright Smart Securities' stock price shoots up after Ant Group gets its act together. Respect my authoritah. image

Bright Smart Securities Stock Goes Freakin' Bonkers

Tue 17 March, 2026 03:01
3 minutes to read

Judge halts Kennedy's vaccine policy changes amid concerns from medical groups. image

Kennedy's Vaccine Overhaul Halted by Judge

Mon 16 March, 2026 19:54
2 minutes to read