Eric Cartman

Eric Cartman

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Alan Armstrong is about to make the Senate awesome again, according to sources close to my butt. image
Headlines

Oklahoma Gets New Senator Courtesy of Some Totally Conservative Dude

Claude using a computer, probably doing something more important than you are right now. Respect my authority. image
US News

Screw You Guys, I'm Getting My Own AI Agent

The Supreme Court hears arguments over Mississippi's mail-in ballot law, sparking national debate over voting regulations. Respect my authoritah! image
Headlines

Supreme Court Justices Grill Mail-In Ballots Mississippi Law Faces Heat

Super Micro Co-Founder Yih-Shyan
Headlines

Super Micro Co-Founder Busted in AI Chip Smuggling Scheme

Investors are starting to see real estate as a more attractive option amidst stock market volatility and global economic uncertainties. image
Real Estate

Investors Are Backing Up the Truck for Real Estate Deals

Demand for used Macs surges in China as users flock to OpenClaw AI tool image
Technology

OpenClaw Craze Fuels Used Mac Boom in China

Asian tech stocks are doing the Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo right now thanks to Iran and Qatar, and I'm loving it. image
Headlines

Screw You Guys, I'm Shorting Asian Tech Stocks Middle East Chaos Edition

Fires erupt at Ras Laffan Industrial City after Iranian missile strikes. image
Asia News

Oil Prices Skyrocket Dude Fueling Global Panic

Bright Smart Securities' stock price shoots up after Ant Group gets its act together. Respect my authoritah. image
World News

Bright Smart Securities Stock Goes Freakin' Bonkers

Judge halts Kennedy's vaccine policy changes amid concerns from medical groups. image
Headlines

Kennedy's Vaccine Overhaul Halted by Judge