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xAI's planned power plant in Mississippi faces legal challenges from environmental groups, who are basically a bunch of hippies trying to ruin everything. image

Elon Musk's xAI Faces Mississippi Mayhem

Fri 10 April, 2026 23:05
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Elbit Systems stock performance in 2026 showcasing a significant year-to-date increase. image

Elbit Systems Stock Soars To New Heights

Fri 10 April, 2026 15:15
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President Trump addressing Iran's actions in the Strait of Hormuz. image

Trump Tells Iran to Knock it Off Over Strait Fees

Thu 09 April, 2026 22:41
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Lindsey Vonn contemplates an ambitious return to the Olympics after recovering from a severe crash. image

Lindsey Vonn Considers Shocking 2030 Olympic Comeback

Thu 09 April, 2026 10:30
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Eric Cartman giving his expert stock market analysis, because who knows better than Cartman image

Cartman's Eye View Airlines, Booze and China Tech Stocks

Tue 07 April, 2026 23:22
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Health insurer stocks react positively to the finalized Medicare Advantage payment rate increase. image

Trump's Medicare Advantage Payment Boost A Sweet Deal Dude

Mon 06 April, 2026 21:16
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The FDA building, probably filled with a bunch of do-gooders who hate saving money. Respect my authoritah image

FDA Dodges the Bullet on Cheap Meds From Overseas

Mon 06 April, 2026 16:56
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AI-powered virtual try-on applications offer a new way for fashion retailers to improve online shopping experiences and tackle the problem of costly product returns. image

AI to the Rescue Can Virtual Try-Ons Save Retailers From Returnpocalypse

Sun 05 April, 2026 12:37
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Presidents Macron and Lee meet in Seoul to discuss strategies for navigating the economic and energy crises caused by the Iran war. image

Macron and South Korea Team Up Against Iran War Economic Chaos

Fri 03 April, 2026 08:12
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United Airlines CEO laughing all the way to the bank while I'm stuck paying for my damn bags. image

Screw You Guys I'm Flying Private United Hikes Baggage Fees Again

Thu 02 April, 2026 22:11
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