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Stellantis and Leapmotor are teaming up to make cars in Europe, which is like, whatever. image

Stellantis Teams Up With China, Respect My Authoritah

Wed 13 May, 2026 09:09
2 minutes to read

United Airlines flight attendants celebrate their new contract agreement. image

United Airlines Flight Attendants Get Paid Finally

Tue 12 May, 2026 18:45
3 minutes to read

GM employees describe abrupt layoffs via virtual meetings, signaling a shift towards AI and automation. Looks like those guys are pretty much screwed, eh image

Screw You Guys I'm Going Home GM Layoffs Hit IT Workers Amid AI Push

Tue 12 May, 2026 20:34
3 minutes to read

Asian markets display mixed performance amid rising geopolitical tensions and economic data releases. image

Trump's Iran Ceasefire on Life Support Markets Barely Blink

Tue 12 May, 2026 04:54
2 minutes to read

Eric Cartman, financial guru, ponders the mysteries of the stock market while wearing his lucky Coon pajamas image

Screw You Guys I'm Investing Analyzing Global Markets Like a Boss

Mon 11 May, 2026 11:43
2 minutes to read

Nintendo shares experience a sharp decline after announcing a price increase for the Switch 2 console. image

Nintendo Stock Plummets Following Switch 2 Price Hike and Sales Forecast

Mon 11 May, 2026 09:45
3 minutes to read

The Fed being all smug about not cutting rates. Respect my authoritah image

Screw You Guys I'm Staying Put Says Fed

Fri 08 May, 2026 21:44
3 minutes to read

Airbnb headquarters amidst global uncertainty. image

Airbnb's Earnings Surprise Amid Middle East Mayhem

Thu 07 May, 2026 20:57
2 minutes to read

Amazon expands its pharmaceutical empire, offering same-day delivery of Ozempic pills. Cartman wonders if this is a slippery slope to a world of automated healthcare and floating chairs. image

Amazon Pharmacy Now Selling Ozempic Like It's Freakin' Candy

Thu 07 May, 2026 11:45
3 minutes to read

Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick testifies before a House panel about his interactions with Jeffrey Epstein amidst accusations of dishonesty and political maneuvering. image

Lutnick Grilled Over Epstein Ties Democrats Cry Foul

Wed 06 May, 2026 19:21
3 minutes to read