Mandalorian's Guide to Dealing with Rogue Rocket Launches: A Galatic Order of Diplomacy

Rocket Launch Madness

Well well well it seems like we've got another rogue rocket launch in the galaxy. North Korea really? Space the final frontier and you're trying to cause drama? I think they forgot they are not in a galaxy far far away but here!

Summit Shenanigans

A trilateral summit meeting scheduled eh? Sounds like a party I wouldn't want to miss. I wonder if they invited the Jawas to the table. Those little scavengers sure know how to negotiate a deal.

U.N. Resolutions

Violating U.N. resolutions? That's no way to make friends North Korea. Remember what Yoda said 'Wars not make one great.' Looks like someone didn't do their homework at the Jedi Academy.

Diplomatic Demands

Demanding North Korea cancel the launch are we? Well I can't say I blame them. Rocket launches causing intergalactic tension are never a good thing. Maybe a quick chat with the Mandalorian would sort this mess out.

Phone Talks Fiasco

Phone talks are all well and good but let's see some real action here. Forget phone calls let's bring in the X Wings and settle this like true galactic warriors!

Final Verdict

In the wise words of the Mandalorian creed 'This is the way.' Let's hope North Korea remembers the way to peaceful space exploration and not the way to making enemies with the entire galaxy.