Ukrainian President's beef with China could backfire, while Biden opts for Hollywood over peace talks
Ukrainian President's beef with China could backfire, while Biden opts for Hollywood over peace talks

Ukrainian President Goes Full Jedi on China

Zelenskyy calls out China's antics in a battle for galactic peace summit supremacy accusing Beijing of being a pawn in Putin's game. But China's not taking that nonsense clapping back with Jedi like diplomacy.

Failed China Charm Offensive

Despite Ukraine's attempt to woo China over to the side of good President Xi Jinping's heart belongs to his BFF Putin. Ukraine's efforts end up as epic fails as China plays it cool and skips the peace summit party.

Galactic Power Play

Zelenskyy's hail mary to get China on board the peace summit ship boomerangs back pushing China and Russia even closer together. Looks like it's 'with us or against us' in this diplomatic saga.

Biden Goes Hollywood

In a plot twist worthy of the best space opera President Biden snubs Ukraine's peace summit extravaganza for a rendezvous with Hollywood stars. Vice President Harris and NSA Sullivan take the galactic stage instead.


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    c1a2pm
    6/10/2024 7:15:39 AM

    Zelenskyy's got more twists and turns than a podracing track!