Exclusive: London Mayor Re-elected Despite Voldemort-Level Negativity

The Boy Who Lived...in London Politics

Well it seems like I'm not the only one who knows how to survive multiple terms in office! Sadiq Khan the man of the hour has been re elected as London's mayor for the third time in a row. I should send him a Hogwarts acceptance letter it's quite the magical feat!

Broomsticks to Poll Booths

Despite some public dissatisfaction over knife crime and the Ultra Low Emission Zone Khan soared to victory leaving the Conservatives in his dust. Looks like he's been practicing his Quidditch skills for those political maneuvers!

Wands Up for Labour

Labour is on a winning streak snatching up mayoral positions and council seats like they're catching Golden Snitches. With Keir Starmer waiting in the wings it might just be time for a changing of the guard at the Ministry of Magic...I mean Parliament.

Muggle Troubles and Magical Promises

"It's been a difficult few months we faced a campaign of non stop negativity," Khan lamented sounding like he's been dealing with Dementors instead of political opponents. But fear not he's ready to build more social housing and boost police capacity – who needs Aurors when you've got the bobbies on the beat?

The Chosen One?

Opinion polls predict a Labour victory in the next national election potentially ending 14 years of Conservative rule. Looks like a prophecy is brewing...could Keir Starmer be the 'Chosen One' to defeat the Dark Lord of Toryism?

From Diagon Alley to Downing Street

As Khan sets his sights on the future London's magical landscape might just see some new enchantments under his leadership. Who knows maybe he'll introduce an Underground Floo Network!