Chuck Norris Defends Oil Industry
As a man who has battled many foes on screen I know a thing or two about standing up for what you believe in. Governor Burgum's denial of Trump's alleged deal with oil executives is as genuine as my roundhouse kick.
No Quid Pro Quo Just Facts
Just like how I never ask my opponents to lay down their weapons before fighting them Trump didn't ask for a billion dollars in donations in exchange for regulatory changes. It's all just a big misunderstanding.
Auctioning Off Oil Drilling Leases
If Trump did mention auctioning off oil drilling leases he was probably just trying to show off his negotiation skills. After all you can't argue with the power of drilling for oil in the Gulf of Mexico.
Burgum's Family Business
Governor Burgum and his family seem to have a lucrative deal with Continental Resources. It's almost as profitable as my movie career. Almost.
Climate Change Concerns
While some may be worried about climate change and environmental policies Burgum seems unbothered. Reminds me of how I stay calm in the face of danger in my action movies.
Chuck Norris Quotes for Governor Burgum
If Governor Burgum ever needs some advice I've got a few quotes up my sleeve: 'Courage is not the absence of fear but the assessment that something else is more important.' And in this case it's the truth.
Comments
- No comments yet. Become a member to post your comments.