Paramount CEO Facing Firing Squad - Very Nice!

Not Very Nice CEO

My friends it seems like the big bosses at Paramount Global are not very happy with their CEO Bob Bakish. They are preparing to fire him faster than you can say 'my wife!'

No Bakish on the Call

Borat is hearing that Bakish won't even be on the call for the quarterly earnings report. Maybe he is too busy preparing his high five with the firing squad!

Bakish vs Skydance

It looks like Bakish is not a fan of this merger with Skydance Media. He's worried about diluting common shareholders. Maybe he needs to learn to 'throw the Jew down the well' and make some room!

Skydance Taking Over

If the deal goes through it seems like Skydance CEO David Ellison will be taking over Paramount. Very nice! Maybe he will bring his very nice wife to the office!

Paramount's Future

It seems like almost half of the merged company will be owned by Skydance. But the good news is that common shareholders will still own the rest. Hopefully they can all 'make benefit glorious nation of Kazakhstan' together!

No Comment Very Quiet

When asked for a comment a spokesperson for Paramount Global declined. Perhaps they are too busy planning the big firing party for Bakish!