Breaking Bad: Walter White Analyzes Wall Street Chatter and Analyst Calls

Roth Capital Partners Shows Roblox Tough Love

Well it looks like Roth Capital Partners is giving Roblox a bit of tough love after that forward guidance stumble. I can relate sometimes you just need to break bad news right Jesse? This downgrade to neutral and slashing of the price target? Sounds like a real breaking bad moment for Roblox.

Barclays Gets Confused by Tesla's Moves

Barclays is saying Tesla's like a mystery wrapped in an enigma sounds like my blue meth business back in the day. 'Model 2.5' what's next a 'Model 3.14159' for all those math nerds out there? Confusion uncertainty sounds like a typical day in the drug trade and on Wall Street.

Jefferies Raises a Toast to Boston Beer

Twisted Tea leading the hard teas sector? Well that's twistedly good news for Boston Beer. Remember Jesse chemistry is about changing elements to create something new just like Boston Beer is dominating the drinks game now. Better watch out for that 'knockout' effect.

Deutsche Bank Still Holding Nvidia's Hand

Deutsche Bank holding Nvidia's hand like they're walking a tightrope. AI fervor best in class technology sounds like I was ahead of the game with my blue stuff. 'Fully valued by investors' well that's a familiar phrase. Looks like everyone's cooking something up in the lab just like old times.

JPMorgan Pumps Up Planet Fitness

JPMorgan's upgrading Planet Fitness like it's about to be the next big thing in the gym world. Improved earnings higher confidence white card pricing sounds like they're going from 'Better Call Saul' to 'Better Call Planet Fitness'. Let's get those gains one rep at a time.