Biden Refuses to Supply 2,000-pound Bombs to Israel, Leaves Walter White Unimpressed

Biden Puts His Foot Down Leaving Israel Hanging

Breaking news folks! Seems like President Joe Biden has decided to take the high road and hit the brakes on supplying Israel with those 2,000 pound bombs they love so much. Now what would Heisenberg do in such a situation? Surely not hesitate to cook up some blue over this predicament.

Graham Gets Heated Sanders Stands Firm

We got Senator Lindsey Graham going berserk demanding that Israel gets what it needs to 'fight the war they can't afford to lose.' Meanwhile Bernie 'The Bern' Sanders is cheering on the decision thinking it's the 'first step' towards ending Netanyahu's 'horrific war against the Palestinian people.' Looks like these guys need to share some blue meth to chill.

Bombs Away But Not the Big Ones

The U.S. is all about precision folks. Why drop a 2,000 pound bomb when you can go for a more 'precise' operation? Defense Secretary Austin suggests Israel needs to up its game and use the right tools for the job. Sounds like a chemistry lesson gone wrong.

A Tense Relationship: U.S. and Israel Through Thick and Thin

The U.S. Israel relationship isn't all sunshine and rainbows folks. From Eisenhower to Reagan and Bush there have been power struggles and aid halts. Looks like Joe Biden is just the latest player in this dramatic saga.