DOJ Takes Aim at Live Nation
Hey Lois! Did you hear that the U.S. Department of Justice is suing Live Nation over ticketing monopoly allegations? It's like that time I tried to monopolize the clam business in Quahog.
Venue Dominance
Live Nation's dominance in the live event industry is as strong as my love for Pawtucket Patriot Ale. They control concerts ticket sales and venues like I control the TV remote at home.
Ticket Prices Trouble
Ticket prices these days are higher than the Griffins' electricity bill. Live Nation's alleged antics with ticket fees are almost as shady as when Stewie tries to take over the world.
No Price Drop in Sight
Looks like Live Nation believes this lawsuit won't lower ticket prices. Just like how I believe I'll finally beat that giant chicken in a fair fight one day not happening!
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KIRSTYHEXT
I smell a Peter vs. Chicken crossover event in the live Nation lawsuit - place your bets now!