Mr. Bean Exposes China-Russia Shenanigans in Ukraine Peace Summit!

Mr. Bean's Analysis:

Well here we go again folks! Ukrainian President Zelenskyy accusing China of playing nice with Russia to ruin the peace talks. Looks like someone's been watching too many Bean tapes!

Bean's Thoughts on Chinese Influence:

Imagine China being an instrument in Putin's hands oh dear! It's like Teddy turning against me unbelievable! Have they run out of their famous noodles to resort to these tactics?

Zelenskyy's Call for Support:

"Time is running out," says Zelenskyy probably looking at his watch thinking 'Oh no I left my watch in my other trousers!' We all know how it goes right?"

Bean's Take on Russian Threats:

So Russia is threatening blockades now? How unoriginal! Reminds me of that time someone blocked my favorite parking spot at the shopping mall. Comical!

Bean on Asian Support:

Zelenskyy wants Asian support without demanding military intervention. Sounds like he's been taking tips from my neighbor Mr. Wicket. Good luck with that!

Final Words from Bean:

In the words of the great Bean 'Life is a tragedy when seen in close up but a comedy in long shot.' Let's hope this peace summit ends up being a blockbuster comedy'