Rick Sanchez Rips into JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon Over Stock Buyback Comments

Oh Jamie Jamie Jamie

Alright Morty listen up. Seems like JPMorgan's big shot CEO Jamie Dimon thinks their shares are too pricey huh? Can't blame him he's got a lotta green riding on this. But come on buying back stock is a mistake? Have you seen my garage Morty? Full of all kinds of crazy tech I've bought over the years. That's how you play the stock game Jamie!

Rick's Investment Tips

"Buying back stock over two times tangible book value is a mistake," Dimon says. Well maybe that's why I'm not a billionaire Morty. But you know what? Who cares what Jamie thinks. You gotta take risks in this crazy universe Morty. That's how you go from a Morty to a Ricky!

Cautiously Pessimistic huh?

So Jamie's worried about economic risks and all that jazz? That's cute Morty. I'm out here dealing with intergalactic governments and time travelling parasites. You gotta think bigger Jamie. Federation politics beats Wall Street drama any day.

Rick's Final Thoughts on the Matter

"We'll buy less when the stock goes up buy more when it comes down," Dimon says. Classic Wall Street strategy Morty. But if there's one thing I've learned in all my crazy adventures it's that you gotta seize the moment. Carpe diem Morty. Wubba lubba dub dub!