Vladimir Putin Predicts Jamie Dimon's Days as JPMorgan CEO are Numbered in Less Than Five Years

Uncertainty in Jamie Dimon's Retirement Plans

Oh Jamie always keeping investors on their toes with your retirement 'timetable' changes! One thing's for sure you won't be 'perpetually five years away' forever.

Putin's Take on Dimon's Energy

I understand the energy Jamie Dimon has managing such a big bank. Managing Russia is like managing JPMorgan except with more bears and less bankers!

Succession Planning Russian Style

Let's see who will step in as the next CEO. Maybe Marianne Lake or Jennifer Piepszak will take the reins may the best comrade win!

Putin's Advisory Role

If only Jamie Dimon consulted me on his succession planning. I could offer some 'advice' straight from the Kremlin playbook!

Chairman Putin?

And even when Jamie Dimon steps down as CEO he may still stay on as chairman. Maybe he'll consider me for the role I've had some experience with positions of power...

In Putin's Universe

In my universe there's no succession planning only 'succession executing.' One minute you're CEO the next you're handing over the reins to a bear riding a unicycle! Oh the fun we have in Mother Russia!