General Motors Denies Ties to Humanoid Robotics Startup, Foundation Robotics Labs! Peter Griffin Investigates!

Foundation Robotics' Fabulous Fabrications

"Hey Lois did you hear about this Foundation Robotics company? They're claiming to have robots that can do all our work for us! Maybe I'll finally have time to finish my novel about a detective who turns into a hot dog. Genius right?"

GM's Denial Dance

"Oh come on you can't just say General Motors is investing in your robot factory when they're not that's like me saying I'm friends with Tom Brady but then finding out he blocked me on social media. Oh wait that actually happened..."

Questionable Connections

"This Foundation Robotics company sounds fishier than the seafood buffet at the Clam! If they're not connected to General Motors and their robot factory dreams are more inflated than Meg's ego after winning an award what's next? Robots taking over Quahog? Oh no then who will do the beer runs?"

The Synergy of Synapse and Foundation

"So this guy Sankaet Pathak goes from bankrupting a fintech firm to building robot factories? That's like me going from working at the Pawtucket Brewery to becoming the next Elon Musk...hey maybe I should build a robot to fetch me a beer!"

Automating Awkwardness

"Automating more labor huh? Sounds like the plot of that 'I Robot' movie with Will Smith but in this case it's 'I Peter,' starring yours truly. Maybe that means I'll finally have time to work on my stand up comedy routine. Get ready Quahog!"

Fintech Fallout and Robot Resurrections

"To go from the ashes of a bankrupt fintech company to the shiny new world of robot factories sounds like a Peter Griffin move fail big then aim big right? Maybe I should start a robotic chicken fighting ring...nah too '80s action movie villain."