Forrest Gump's Take on the Companies Making Headlines in PreMarket Trading Will Make You Laugh

Life is Like a Stock Market Box of Chocolates

Well howdy folks! Forrest Gump here to tell you about some fancy companies making headlines in the premarket trading. Just like my mama used to say 'Life is like a stock market box of chocolates you never know what you're gonna get!'

Tesla's Jump Like a Run Across America

Tesla's shares jumped 7% after CEO Elon Musk said his $56 billion pay package is set to pass a shareholder vote. That's a lot of money! I once ran across America but I don't think I got paid $56 billion for it.

Broadcom's Stock Split Jumps Like a Ping Pong Ball

Broadcom's shares jumped nearly 14% and announced a 10 for 1 stock split. That's like a ping pong ball bouncing all over the place! Maybe they should rename themselves Broad jump!

Dave & Buster's Sales Miss Like Lt. Dan's Aim

Dave & Buster's shares fell 10% after sales missed expectations. That's a miss bigger than Lt. Dan missing out on his shrimp business. Maybe they should serve shrimp at Dave & Buster's!

Oxford Industries Tumbles Like My Feather Ping Pong Ball

Oxford Industries' shares tumbled 4% after weaker than expected earnings. That's like my feather ping pong ball tumbling in the air. Maybe they need to feather their earnings a little more!

Virgin Galactic's Stock Split Like a Leap of Faith

Virgin Galactic slipped 8.5% after a board approved reverse stock split. That's like taking a leap of faith into space tourism! Maybe they'll find a stock split wormhole out there!