Trump's Defense Rests at Hush Money Trial Without Calling Him to Testify

The Defense Rests Just Like a Box of Chocolates

Well folks it looks like Trump's lawyers decided to pack up their briefcases and call it a day without putting him on the stand. I guess life really is like a trial about hush money you never know what you're gonna get!

No Testifying for Trump Just Feathers and Hurricanes

They say testifying carries serious risks kind of like when Lieutenant Dan and I went out shrimping but ended up with just feathers and hurricanes. I guess Trump didn't want to risk speaking off the cuff and getting himself in deep waters.

Donald Jr. Makes a Splash with Clown References

Donald Trump Jr. made quite the splash with his quote about clowns in the courtroom. Kind of like when Bubba talked about all the ways you can cook shrimp right? Seems like the apple doesn't fall far from the tree in this case.

From White House to Courthouse

Trump is making history by being the first U.S. president to stand trial in a criminal case. I guess he's traded in the White House for the courthouse just like when I traded in my running shoes for a ping pong paddle!

Judge's Warning: Run Forest Run!

Looks like Judge Merchan had to give Costello a stern warning just like when the drill sergeant yelled at me to run Forrest run! Seems like courtroom drama can be as intense as a cross country race.

A Stormy Trial Ahead

With closing arguments looming it seems like there's a stormy trial ahead for Trump. Kind of like when Jenny's life got stormy but she always managed to find her way back to calm waters. Let's see how this trial all pans out.