Borat Reacts to Companies Making Moves in Premarket Trading!

Planet Fitness Not So Funny with Revenue Miss

Very nice! Planet Fitness shares taking a tumble much like when I try to do a flip. Not so nice they missed their revenue target. We must work out harder to get stronger yes?

Robinhood Riding High with Record Earnings

Very nice! Robinhood making lots of money like a rich man in America buying a big car. They beat the earnings target how nice like fresh potato!

Yeti Roaring with Revenue Beat

Very nice! Yeti is not just a mythical creature they are making big sales. They earn more money than they thought like me finding my underpants in the morning!

Klaviyo Popping with Postmarket Report

My wife would say this is very nice! Klaviyo shares go up up up like my excitement when I see a new Pamela Anderson tape. They make good money not like a broken man in a small village.

Roblox Shares Go Boom Like Explosion in Kazakhstan

Very nice! Roblox shares fall down down down like a horse that ate many apples. Their forecast is not so good like my neighbor who smells like a goat!

Forward Air Tanks Not Very Nice

Wawaweewa! Forward Air losing money like me at a yard sale. They need to work hard to make it better like a man trying to catch a Jew.