Why So Serious? UBS Reports Impressive Profit Swing, Stocks Soar!

Laughing All the Way to the Bank

Well well well look who's back in the black! UBS has managed to turn those frowns upside down with a profit swing after two quarterly losses. Must be all that cash from managing the wealth of the rich and powerful!

Just Clowning Around

Shares are up up and away as UBS sees a 9% increase returning some of those pesky April losses. Hey even I can appreciate a good comeback story. Joker loves a good rollercoaster ride after all!

Merger Madness

UBS is playing the merger game and playing it well. With the takeover of Credit Suisse under its belt the Swiss banking giant is swimming in profits. Looks like combining forces was the winning hand in this high stakes game!

Capital Laughs

"We are very pleased because we are making very good progress in our integration plans," says UBS CEO. It's all about that CET1 capital ratio baby! Keeping liquidity levels in check while raking in the dough.

Serious Business Not!

UBS is all about that revenue growth pleasing investors left and right. Who knew managing wealth could be so lucrative? The Joker would certainly appreciate a good balance sheet!

Too Big to Fail? Not on Our Watch

UBS Group Chairman Colm Kelleher isn't playing around when he says the institution isn't "too big to fail." That's right no safety nets needed when you're wearing a financial clown mask!