Joker Jokes: Nelson Peltz Laughs All the Way to the Bank Selling Disney Stock

Why So Serious about Selling Disney?

Well well well it looks like Mr. Peltz decided to give up his Disney dream. Selling at $120 a share? Why so serious Nelson? Did Mickey Mouse steal your smile?

Peltz's Billion Dollar Laughter

A billion dollars you say? Someone's playing with a full deck of cash! I guess Nelson decided it was time to cash in his Disney magic for something a little more... chaotic.

Proxy Battles Governance and Villainous Plans

Ah the drama and spectacle of a proxy battle at Disney. I can almost hear the screams of shareholders as Peltz made his exit. Governance issues failed succession plans... sounds like a real Pennywise situation!

Trian Partners: The Dark Knights of Value Creation

"We are proud of the impact we have had in refocusing this Company on value creation and good governance." Trian said. Sounds like they're taking notes from my book of chaos and anarchy!

Disney Magic vs. S & P 500

Looks like Disney is still ahead of the game with a bit of magic up its sleeve. But remember it's all fun and games until someone loses a billion dollars in stocks!

No Comment from the House of Mouse

Disney didn't immediately return a request for comment. Maybe they're busy cooking up a new plan to keep the villains at bay! Don't worry Mickey I'll be watching...