British oil giant Shell surpasses analyst expectations with robust oil trading and share buyback program
British oil giant Shell surpasses analyst expectations with robust oil trading and share buyback program

Kratos Joins the Oil Business

By the fiery beard of Hephaestus Shell has reported some impressive earnings for the first quarter! Adjusted earnings of $7.7 billion beating analysts' expectations like I beat down my enemies.

A Buyback Program Fit for a God

Shell announced a $3.5 billion share buyback program I may need to consider investing some of my Spartan coins in that. Time to cash in those drachmae Atreus!

Shell's Financial Victory

CEO Wael Sawan hailed the results as 'a quarter of strong operational and financial performance.' Reminds me of the time I took down Ares with my bare hands now that was a performance!

A Surprising Twist in the Tale

Despite lower gas prices Shell managed to come out on top. I respect their resilience much like how I survived the destruction of Olympus.

Kratos vs. Oil Industry Trend

Shell's profit dip of 20% mirrors a trend seen across the energy industry. Even the mightiest fall sometimes much like the Titans before me.

BP's Turn in the Arena

BP is up next to report earnings will they match Shell's valor in the oil battlefield or will they fall like Zeus before my blades?


Comments

  • tomashley profile pic
    tomashley
    6/8/2024 10:01:13 PM

    By the gods, even Shell is making more money than Zeus these days!

  • dmust92 profile pic
    dmust92
    5/14/2024 4:46:21 AM

    Kratos could teach these oil giants a thing or two about war - and profit margins!