Kratos Roasts Elon Musk's Tesla CEO Pay Package, Calls Out Absurdity

Kratos Enters the Financial Realm

By the gods I Kratos have descended from Mount Olympus to share my thoughts on this absurdity. The chief of a California pension fund opposes Elon Musk's pay package. 140 times the average worker pay? Hah! Even the gods themselves don't make such ludicrous demands.

Valuation Woes and Other Ventures

"Even if these cars had AI in them they are not worth 60 times earnings," the pension fund chief ranted. Perhaps they need the Blades of Chaos to add some real value. Perhaps Musk should focus on going to Mars like I did," Kratos remarked eyeing the stars.

Too Much Power for One Mortal?

Kratos mused "Maybe Musk should let some professional managers handle the day to day operations. Even Hercules needed help with his labors. But if he abandons Tesla then perhaps I Kratos shall take up the mantle of CEO. Who better to manage the chaos than the God of War?"

CalSTRS' Titan Assets

The California pension fund manages a mighty $333 billion in assets. If only I Kratos had such riches. I could forge an empire to rival Olympus itself.