Biden's Billions: Where the Joker Would Invest in Infrastructure

State by State Shenanigans

Ah the Biden administration rolling out those infrastructure investments like a party animal. California Texas New York Florida Pennsylvania — everyone's getting a slice of the pie! I wonder if they'll build a road to Arkham Asylum next...

Battleground Bonanza

Looks like those battleground states are swimming in infrastructure cash! Pennsylvania Arizona Michigan — talk about swing state sway. I bet the Joker would love to pull a political prank in one of those lucky locales.

High Stakes Game

Florida oh Florida. Trump's turf but Biden's eyeing those strict abortion laws. It's like a game of political poker but who will come out on top? The Joker always loved a gamble especially when it involved chaos.

Infrastructure Insanity

All this talk about projects proposals and private sector partnerships. Sounds like a regular circus! The Clown Prince of Crime would surely have some 'explosive' ideas for these infrastructure developments.

Discretionary Disarray

From formula based funding to discretionary grants it's like a maze of money madness out there. Can you imagine the Joker trying to get his hands on all that cash? Chaos and calamity would surely follow!

Infrastructure Week vs. Infrastructure Weak

Ah the Trump era 'infrastructure weeks' — promises made promises broken. But now the Biden administration is proving they mean business. Joker mayhem aside it looks like these infrastructure investments are here to stay.