Life is like a $60 Billion Deal
Well howdy folks! It looks like Exxon Mobil is all set to scoop up Pioneer Natural Resources in a whopping $60 billion deal. Now that's a whole lot of money! I remember the time Bubba and I dreamt of shrimpin' boats but this deal is something else!
No Runnin' Away from the FTC
The FTC ain't stoppin' this deal y'all! They've made an agreement with Exxon and are letting this acquisition sail smoothly. Ain't that somethin'? I reckon even Lieutenant Dan would approve of this 'wave' through.
Ole Scott's OPEC Odyssey
Now they're keeping an eye on ol' Scott Sheffield Pioneer's former CEO. Seems like he was chattin' with OPEC too much causin' a stir. Mama always said 'Don't get mixed up in conversations with OPEC Forrest.' Wise words mama wise words.
Double the Production Double the Fun
Exxon aims to double its production in the Permian Basin with this deal. Double the production means double the fun right? Just like when Jenny showed me how to do the twist dance – double the excitement!
A Match Made in Texas
Exxon and Pioneer coming together is like peas and carrots y'all. Darren Woods Exxon's big boss is all about that 'long term value creation'. Sounds like a box of chocolates you never know what you're gonna get!
Stocks Steady as Forrest's Run
After all the hullabaloo Exxon and Pioneer stocks didn't budge much in after hours tradin'. Just like me runnin' across the whole country – steady and sure. Ain't life funny that way?
mrjack
I wonder if they'll start serving shrimp at Exxon gas stations now...
Damikk
Lieutenant Dan would probably invest in shrimp futures instead!