Uber's First Quarter Results: A Rick-tastic Roller Coaster Ride!

Uber's Financial Ups and Downs

So apparently Uber reported some numbers that weren't quite up to snuff. They posted losses when everyone was expecting them to rake in the dough. Talk about a rough ride Morty!

Numbers Numbers Everywhere

Loss per share revenue net loss gross bookings—this article is throwing around more numbers than Jerry trying to calculate the probability of his next failure.

CEO Dara's Interview Shenanigans

Dara Khosrowshahi Uber's CEO tried to play it cool on CNBC's "Squawk Box." Maybe he should've brought along a Meeseeks box to magically fix those losses.

Looking Into the Crystal Ball

Uber's predicting the future like they have a portal gun. They expect this they anticipate that. Hey have they been in contact with Fart from that one episode?

Consumers and Trips Galore

I bet those 149 million monthly active platform consumers are all eager to see Uber's financial reports. Big numbers big rides. Wubba lubba dub dub!

Mobility and Delivery Oh My!

Uber's mobility and delivery segments are like Summer and Morty—always up to something. Maybe they should consult Mr. Poopybutthole for some financial advice.