Lowe's Crushes Earnings Expectations! What's Up with the Home Improvement Game?,

Lowe's vs. Home Depot: The Ultimate Showdown,

Alright folks looks like Lowe's is in the lead this time around beating expectations while Home Depot seems to be lagging behind. I guess Home Depot missed the mark due to a 'tougher housing market and a delayed start to spring.' Classic Home Depot move am I right?

Marvin Ellison Breaks It Down,

According to Marvin Ellison Lowe's CEO factors like inflation and uncertainty around interest rates have got consumers holding onto their wallets. I mean who wouldn't want to splurge on patio sets and grills right now? Oh the anticipation!

DIY or Not DIY?,

Seems like the homeowners are slacking off on those kitchen remodels and pricey projects. Who needs a new grill when you can just stick with the old one right? You do you Lowe's shoppers you do you.

Pros Vs. No Pros,

Home Depot might be winning in the pro customers' department but Lowe's is trying to catch up. Maybe if they threw in a Meeseeks box with every purchase they'd attract more pros. Just a thought.

Sales Stock and Szechuan Sauce,

With sales dropping for the fifth quarter in a row looks like Lowe's needs to step up their game. Maybe throw in some Szechuan sauce with every purchase to spice things up. Hey it worked for McDonald's!

The Spring Slump Strikes Again,

As we enter the home improvement holiday season Lowe's is banking on those big sales days to turn things around. Will spring bring new beginnings for Lowe's? Or will the slump continue? Only time will tell Morty… I mean readers.